Welcome to Sports Drone - Where the Platitude sets the Attitude.

Now you can sound like a professional sports announcer with SportsDrone. SportsDrone randomly selects the most overused clichés, tired platitudes, and throw-away catch phrases used by professional sports commentators. Follow the steps below to find out what SportsDrone says about a specific football team. Then impress your friends with your new sports acumen by sharing the answer on Facebook or Twitter. Don't like what SportsDrone tells you? Ask it again.

Select a team to begin.